I have decided to do a few posts of my favourite Will and Grace quotes from the nine seasons, this is season 2.
Episode: Das Boob
[Grace is surprised when Will clamps his hands over her breasts.]
Will: I think you’ve sprung a leak.
Grace: What’re you talking about?
[He lifts his hands, and her water bra sprays twin streams.]
Will: I haven’t been with a woman in some time, but I’m pretty sure they’re not supposed to do that.”
Episode: Polk Defeats Truman
[Grace is unaware that Will has been fired]
Harlin: So, how’s Will doing?
Grace: I think you would know better than me.
Harlin: [sighs] Yeah, I would.
Grace: But don’t worry, I’m on him. I’m giving him a really hard time.
Harlin: Whoa! You’re a cold-hearted little thing, aren’t you?
Grace: Well, if he’s going to let work get to him like that…It’s just really unattractive.
Harlin: Grace, I don’t know how things work with the very modern relationship between you two, but in the great state of Texas you’d be considered a bitch.”
Episode: To Serve and Disinfect
[Jack has accidentally slammed the door onto Grace’s face.]
Grace: Ow! You crushed my nose. [exits]
Jack: Sorry! If it’s broken, we’ll get it fixed. [to Will] For the second time.
Grace: [sticking her head through the window] I heard that, you bitch.
Episode: Homo For The Holidays
Grace: Well, you’ve come on a good night. Jack’s mother is going to be joining us, and she doesn’t know Jack’s gay.
Karen: How could she not know? What is she, headless?”
Episode: I Never Promised You An Olive Garden
Karen: Honey, Stan can’t make it. He’s having some work done on his Mercedes. Or his…kidneys…I wasn’t really paying attention.
Episode: He’s Come Undone
Karen: C’mon, Rosario, up. I need you to whip up a batch of Cosmos. The Bronsons came back from the party with us, and I don’t like them when they’re sober.
Rosario: Why don’t I just squeeze you like a sponge? There’s enough alcohol in you to fill a hot tub.”
Episode: Acting Out
Karen: [about Josh] He should be killed.
Grace: He happens to be the sweetest, most thoughtful, most sensitive guy I have ever gone out with. I think he’s great.
Karen: He makes me wanna barf! I wanna kick him til he’s dead, honey.”
Episode: Advise and Resent
[Jack tries to teach Will how to be a good date]
Jack: I’m an expert. I go on literally thousands of dates a year.
Will: That doesn’t make you an expert, that makes you an escort.”
Episode: Hey La, Hey La, My Ex-Boyfriend’s Back
Grace: When you and I broke up it was for different reasons. I wanted to raise the kids Jewish, you wanted to sleep with men…
Episode: Sweet (and Sour) Charity
Jack: Give me one good reason that a man can’t go out in a nice pillbox hat. [puts on hat and looks at himself in the mirror] Hello, reason.
Episode: An Affair to Forget
[Ellen has just found out that Rob and Grace once slept together]
Rob: Honey, it meant nothing! You know I don’t like bony girls. It was like having sex with a cricket.
Grace: Oh, yeah? Well, I was fake chirping!