I have decided to do a few posts of my favourite Will and Grace quotes from the nine seasons, starting with season 1.

 

Episode: Grace, Replaced

Grace: Isn’t it amazing, Val? Will is a guy, and yet he can achieve multiple sarcasm.

Episode: Love and Marriage 

Jack: FYI, folks, most people that meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you’re gay. Dead people know you’re gay.

Episode: The Buying Game

Jack: I finally found my life’s calling, and it involves these two hands.
Will: Ah. So you’re going to be self-employed.

Episode: The Truth About Will and Dogs 

Karen: Grace, the bitch we hate is on line one.

Episode: Big Brother is Coming (Part II) 

[Will finds out that Grace and Sam slept together]

Grace: Will, I know this is a little weird, but…
Will: No, Grace, this isn’t weird. Gay Republicans are weird. This is sick!

Episode: Grace, Replaced

[Grace rushes by Jack]

Grace: Hi, Jack. Bye, Jack.
Jack: Dad, was that you?